SWIMSUITS in APRIL!? I'm STILL in Hibernation Mode....

Love story goes like this..... they both met up again(years after school), they have a romantic courtship, marriage and a BEAUTIFUL Honeymoon!!! Buying a house and having kids happen within a few years.....and they live HAPPILY EVER AFTER!! HA!! Not us!!! REWIND........  they meet up again, they have a WILD AFFAIR(not really but don't we all wish?), she gets pregnant....they move in together....she gets pregnant again.....AND then pregnant again and while still pregnant, they get married(Honeymoon consists of a WEEKEND AWAY with the CHILDREN)....third child comes along, then they BUY a HOUSE!! And they live happily ever after!!! 

Now comes the interesting fact......Hubby has never had a chance to see ME in a SWIMSUIT! How did it happen? I don't know! Time goes by quickly...you pop out a few kids....and soon you know you are coming upon NINE YEARS together and NOT ONCE has he seen you in a SWIMSUIT! I KNOW, I've been LUCKY!! LOL!! 

I have nothing against swimming...I like it....but somehow I dodged the suit every time!! I have always felt  uncomfortable in a suit....and now....after three kids....I am FREAKING OUT!!   I don't have those FAMILY  genes, were when you POP OUT a KID, your tummy goes flat again! I love my Family...but if you look at them....we were PASSED on the SKINNY GENES!! 

I HATE all YOU skinny bitches!! LOL!! 

But now, things have changed.......

Hubby won a CONTEST at work!! I knew he had a GOOD chance...but in the back of my mind, I thought he wouldn't win....why raise your HOPES...just in case!? He WON!! He won a TRIP...anywhere!! He won a certain amount of money towards a TRIP!  We had it narrowed down to London, England(of course my CHOICE...) and St. Lucia!! For some reason he would rather lay about on a BEACH  then WALK the streets of London!! I can understand...right now we have tons of SNOW and its COLD! Canadian winters...gotta love them!  So we are LEANING towards St. Lucia and ALL INCLUSIVE!! This will be the HONEYMOON that we NEVER, truly had!!

On so many levels I am NERVOUS.....I need a PASSPORT(do I dye my HAIR back to its NATURAL colour)?! We need to FIND that ALL IMPORTANT BABYSITTER, have the KIDS LOVE the BABYSITTER, arrange times/flights....CUT the ATTACHMENT STRINGS to my KIDS....write a WILL......and MOST IMPORTANTLY........WEAR A BATHING SUIT!! 

In April I am just easing back into EATING HEALTHIER....somehow with Canadian Winters I lag, I bake and HIBERNATE...like a TRUE CANADIAN BEAR! Its NOW February......I have to WAKE up and SHAPE up....I have two months EXACTLY before OUR PLANE takes OFF!!! The next couple of months  SHALL BE INTERESTING for YOU READERS!!! I SADLY must give up my PLEASURES!! Especially... Fresh, Bakery Soft, White Bread......mmmmmm...can YOU smell it NOW!!? 

BUT there is ONE PLEASURE that I WONT GIVE UP!! 

WINE ......after all, there are MANY HEALTH ADVANTAGES to DRINKING WINE....of course with moderation!!